Valentine's Sucks Dicks 3 oz. Bag

Feeling jaded by Cupid’s arrows? You’re not alone. The Valentine’s Sucks Dicks Candy from Fantasies Boutique is the cheeky antidote to all the romance noise. This 3 oz bag holds approximately 100 bite-sized pieces in delicious flavors, crafted for adults who love wit as much as sweetness. It’s a playful, irreverent treat that resonates with anyone nursing a broken heart, rolling their eyes at the Valentine’s Day hullabaloo, or simply craving a bit of tongue-in-cheek humor.

What makes it special

Not your average Valentine candy, this bag leans into humorous rebellion with bold packaging and flavor notes that hit the sweet-and-sour notes we secretly crave. The compact 3 oz size is ideal for sharing without overindulgence—perfect for pairing with a cozy night in, a funny gift, or a cheeky party favor.

Ideal uses

• Gag gifts for Valentine’s Day that cut through romance clichés
• Party favors for anti-Valentine’s gatherings or bachelorette nights
• Stocking stuffers for friends who adore playful sarcasm
• A playful treat to enjoy solo during a night in

Details at a glance

Size: 3 oz bag
Pieces: approximately 100 pieces
Flavors: delicious flavors (variety varies by batch)
Audience: adults who appreciate cheeky humor and a hint of rebellion

Tips for maximum enjoyment

• Pair with a favorite rom-com or a self-care night to turn Valentine’s Day into a playful retreat.
• Share a few pieces with friends to kick off a lighthearted group chat or party game.
• Keep some on hand for a humorous gift exchange or a cheeky secret Santa twist.

Why shop this at Fantasies Boutique

Fantastical humor meets crave-worthy candy. The Valentine’s Sucks Dicks Candy adds a bold, comedic flavor to our curated lineup—perfect for customers who want to celebrate with laughter and a wink, not just romance. It’s the kind of conversation-starting treat that makes a Valentine’s night memorable, and pairs seamlessly with our broader range of playful gifts and intimatewear.